Um, what? Sacramento
What a crazy day in the neighborhood. This is the result of a high speed chase that ended one house over from us. Extremely grateful nobody was injured and that our house has minimal damage. I realize we could have had it way worse today if he made it a little farther before crashing.

What a crazy day in the neighborhood. This is the result of a high speed chase that ended one house over from us. Extremely grateful nobody was injured and that our house has minimal damage. I realize we could have had it way worse today if he made it a little farther before crashing.

It is so hard to keep an armful of 5 week old puppies still long enough to take a selfie #thestruggle #selfiegame #puppies #cute #scute

It is so hard to keep an armful of 5 week old puppies still long enough to take a selfie #thestruggle #selfiegame #puppies #cute #scute

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oh-totoro:

YAY!!! I cannot believe it, but I have reached a phenomenal 50,000 followers! That’s 49,500 more than I ever hoped to have, hehe, and to celebrate and say thank you for your unbelievable support, I want to give a little something back.

There will be three lucky winners who will each win one of these prizes…

1ST PRIZE:
The large Oh-Totoro (grey) plushie.

2ND PRIZE:
The medium Chu-Totoro (blue) plushie.

3RD PRIZE:
The small Chibi-Totoro (white) plushie.

All three of these plushies are genuine Japanese merchandise and feature the official “Approved by Studio Ghibli” sticker, so are very high quality! ^___^


HOW TO ENTER:

1. You must be following oh-totoro
     - I will check this after making the draw and redraw if necessary.
2. You must reblog this post.
     - Each reblog counts as an entry. You may reblog once per day.
3. You must be willing to give me your postal address.
     - Well, this should be obvious.
4. A photo of each winner with their prize would be greatly appreciated so I can reblog it to oh-totoro, but this is not a requirement.


DATE OF DRAW:

Thursday 31st July 2014 (and will be announced a week later)

I will contact the three winners on this date and give them 48 hours to respond to my Ask. If I don’t receive a response, I will nudge up those who have responded and redraw the lowest prize. This will also be the case if Asks are not enabled. Make sure your Asks are enabled!


WHO CAN ENTER:

Anybody can enter. I will post to any country. So don’t miss out!

Good luck! x

I love summer 👙💙☀️🌊#classicwhitegirlsummerpic #sorrynotsorry

I love summer 👙💙☀️🌊#classicwhitegirlsummerpic #sorrynotsorry

l0st-b0i:

deathdayparty:

Friends appreciating friends.

I love bobby.

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pixalry:

Outstanding Hiccup Cosplay from How To Train Your Dragon 2

Cosplay by Liui Aquino | Facebook

wtfarthistory:

FART HISTORY. 

For all of our previous posts on fart history, click here (and don’t forget the Japanese fart scroll we covered a while back here).

James Ensor, Les Vents, 1888, etching. Getty Research Institute, Los Angeles

Hieronymus Bosch, The Temptation of Saint Anthony, c. 1500, oil on panel. Museu Nacional de Arte Antiga, Lisbon
Hieronymus Bosch, The Temptation of Saint Anthony (copy), before 1516, oil on panel.  Musée de Beaux Arts, Brussels

Chen Wenling, What You See May Not Be Real, 2009, fiberglass and paint. Installation in Beijing Art Gallery in 2009 

Marco Zoppo, Three Putti and a Dog with Four Figures Behind from the Rosebery Album of 26 folios, c. 1455-65, pen and brown ink, brown wash on vellum.  British Museum, London (1920,0214.17.1 17 verso)

Anonymous Flemish artist, Satirical Diptych, early 16th century, oil on panel. Université de Liège

Aubrey Beardsley, Lysistrata Defending the Acropolis, 1896, illustration.  Photo courtesy of eBooks@Adelaide; The University of Adelaide Library, University of Adelaide, South Australia 5005

He-Gassen (屁合戦 Farting Battle), Edo Period (1603-1868), ink on paper.  Waseda University

Fart History: Maerten van Heemskerck, Allegory of Nature (detail), 1567, oil on panel. Norton Simon Museum, Pasadena

College student. Rower. Coffee addict. Major dork. I watch way too much tv. Clueless with the whole life thing.